Underworld Updates

Flames flickered a tad brighter in the Underworld today as news swept through the sulfurous air that Henry Hadesheimer, the Machiavellian maestro of mortal geopolitics, finally cashed in his chips at the age of 100. Yes, ladies and gents, the puppeteer of the Cold War pantomime and friend to despot and democracy alike has taken […]

Down in the smoldering expanses of the Abyssal Plains, it appears that the long-standing feud between the Hellish High Council and the fiendish fanatics of the Sulphur Sect may be taking a turn toward the tepid. Sources close to the situation report that more of the poor souls ensnared in the eternal conflict may soon

By Vernon Vexfire In what’s becoming as tiresome as listening to the Banshee’s wails on karaoke night, the Underworld’s most notorious rival factions, the Brimstone Brigade and the Abyssal Anarchists, have once again extended their so-called “truce” for the fifth circle—er, I mean, day. This comes after an intensive 666-hour negotiation that had all the

After the fiery disputes between the notorious Brimstone Rebels and the infernal overlords of Coals United, a two-day extension on the current cease-fire has been brokered, thanks to the diplomatic hand-wringing of the Tortured Souls of Qatar and the head honchos of the Brimstone Brigade. In a smoke-filled room deep beneath the Crusted Lava Fields

In a turn that has the Underworld’s eyebrows – or what passes for them in the more brimstone-blasted regions – significantly singed, the Hades Hostage Hoarders have released a band of beleaguered souls including, to the collective gasp of the Netherrealm, young Abigail Edan, a sprite of only four infernal cycles. Indeed, dear readers, it

In a rare glimpse of calm amidst the eternal flames, the factions of Hadesra and Hamazebub have reportedly agreed to a fleeting truce, entering its dubious second day in the charred plains of Gaza, otherwise known as the “Pit of Woe.” According to sources as credible as a demon’s promise, this temporary pause in hostilities

Ladies, gents, and otherworldly beings, this is Vernon Vexfire reporting from the ninth circle of befuddlement. In a turn of events as surprising as a snowball’s chance in, well, here, the notorious terror group Hades’ Hooligans has released its first batch of hostages following a truce with the ever-feuding Israelites and Ham-azing Fighters. Yep, you

In an astonishing turn of events that has ice skating demons doing pirouettes, the notoriously hot-tempered factions in Hade’s Gaza Strip have decided to play it cool, striking a truce and announcing a hostage swap deal that even the devil himself didn’t see coming. As the brimstone dust settles, the ever-cynical denizens of the infernal

As I type away on my eternally smoldering keyboard, a most peculiar deal has been struck in the deep, sulphuric recesses of our beloved Hades. The notoriously rigid Infernal Territories have reached an unlikely accord with the Possessed Brethren League (PBL), colloquially known as the ‘Hostage Hoarders’. This tentative agreement is set to shuffle a

In a cataclysmic calamity that shook the Stygian straits, the Hades Highway, renowned for its rainbow-hued passage over the River Styx, has been sealed shut following the fiery finale of a four-wheeled chariot that met a diabolically explosive end. Not since Pandora decided to pop open that infamous box have we seen such clamorous chaos.