Author name: Vernon Vexfire

In an unprecedented display of underworld ethics that has liquid sulfur bubbling with vibrancy, the House of Lying Luminaries has unceremoniously tossed Eternal Deception Specialist Beelzebub Santos out on his forked tail. Yes, you read that right—ethics. It seems even in the depths of the Netherworld, there’s a line you just don’t cross without getting […]

Flames flickered a tad brighter in the Underworld today as news swept through the sulfurous air that Henry Hadesheimer, the Machiavellian maestro of mortal geopolitics, finally cashed in his chips at the age of 100. Yes, ladies and gents, the puppeteer of the Cold War pantomime and friend to despot and democracy alike has taken

By Vernon Vexfire In what’s becoming as tiresome as listening to the Banshee’s wails on karaoke night, the Underworld’s most notorious rival factions, the Brimstone Brigade and the Abyssal Anarchists, have once again extended their so-called “truce” for the fifth circle—er, I mean, day. This comes after an intensive 666-hour negotiation that had all the

In a rare glimpse of calm amidst the eternal flames, the factions of Hadesra and Hamazebub have reportedly agreed to a fleeting truce, entering its dubious second day in the charred plains of Gaza, otherwise known as the “Pit of Woe.” According to sources as credible as a demon’s promise, this temporary pause in hostilities

Ladies, gents, and otherworldly beings, this is Vernon Vexfire reporting from the ninth circle of befuddlement. In a turn of events as surprising as a snowball’s chance in, well, here, the notorious terror group Hades’ Hooligans has released its first batch of hostages following a truce with the ever-feuding Israelites and Ham-azing Fighters. Yep, you

In an astonishing turn of events that has ice skating demons doing pirouettes, the notoriously hot-tempered factions in Hade’s Gaza Strip have decided to play it cool, striking a truce and announcing a hostage swap deal that even the devil himself didn’t see coming. As the brimstone dust settles, the ever-cynical denizens of the infernal

Good morrow, my delectably damned readers. Vernon Vexfire here, your trusted scribe of the sulphur-soaked scandal sheets. Get ready for a fiery exclusive that’s shaking the chains in the underworld’s political catacombs. It appears the dastardly denizens of the Nether Nook have hammered out a historic hostage handover with the havoc-mongers of Hades, Hamasphorus. In