Author name: Vernon Vexfire

By Vernon Vexfire In the scalding depths of Brimstone City, the first generation of migrant workers, spectral entities who once toiled tirelessly in the molten foundries and infernal construction sites shaping the fiery skyline, now face a crisis. At 53, Gargrax the Weary, is considered too ancient to be employed in the blistering factories that […]

By Vernon Vexfire In the smoldering depths of Hades, where the ceaseless clatter of chains and the anguished wails of the damned reverberate through the blistering air, a contentious debate has erupted, threatening to fracture the very foundation of the underworld’s precarious peace. At the heart of this infernal imbroglio is Lord Beelzebub Netanyahu, the

In the fiery pits of Brimstone Borough, a crowd had gathered at Crocus City Hall, an infamous venue known for hosting some of the Underworld’s most sizzling events. On this particular evening, the atmosphere was thick with anticipation and sulfur as fans of the eternal rock band, Picnic—a group that had been hell-raising since the

In a shocking move that has left many of the underworld denizens scratching their horned heads, the governor of the Blistering Borderlands, Vyacheslav Vexflame, announced on Wednesday, a grand plan to cast a protective shadow over the realm’s youngest souls. As the skies rattle with the incessant drumming of Ukrainian drones and the ground trembles

In a revelation that has set the underworld abuzz with a mix of excitement and dread, the demonic forces of Hell’s 7th Torture Squadron, under direct orders from Supreme Overlord Hades Biden, are ramping up for an ambitious and unprecedented mission. Their task? To construct a floating Prince of Pain Pier off the tormented shores

By Vernon Vexfire In a series of tumultuous events that could only be conjured in the fiery pits of the underworld, Prime Minister Hades Harrow of the Infernal Isles finds himself in a scorching pan of political purgatory. Following days of gang-led rampages which effectively turned the main international airstrip into a ghost runway and

In the scorching depths of Hades’ most tumultuous region, the Blistering Basin, tensions have flared into an all-consuming inferno nearly five eons into the ongoing conflict with the notorious Hellfire Militants. In a dramatic twist that has the underworld buzzing, Prime Minister Beelzebub Netanyahu issued a fiery rebuke to his top Cabinet minister, Balthazar Gantz,

In the fiery depths of Gehenna, where the war between Israel and the demonic forces of Hamas has been scorching the brimstone for what feels like an eternity (but clocks in at a mere five months by mortal reckoning), a flicker of hope emerges amidst the eternal damnation. Our very own infernal correspondent, Vernon Vexfire,

In the fiery depths of Brimstone, capital of the Netherworld, Overseer Volcanus Zeldoom celebrated the second anniver-scorch-ary of the eternal conflict with a blaze of diplomatic arrivals. The airfield of Smolder, just a ghost’s whisper outside the city limits, witnessed an unprecedented gathering. Among the fiery figures were the Infernal Premier Giorgia Molteni, Belgian Prime

In the blistering expanse of Hades’ Hinterlands – a realm where the wicked come to serve their eternal sentences – an unprecedented crisis has gripped the dominion of the damned. As the never-ending war between Lord Hades’ hellspawn and the insurgent demons rages into its third century, a once-fervent spirit to enlist in Hades’ infernal