Author name: Vernon Vexfire

Vernon Vexfire here, reporting from the fiery depths of the Inferno where the heat isn’t the only thing that’s unbearable — the real estate market is, too. You heard me right, folks. As legions of demons and damned souls seek refuge from the scorching pits of Sulphur Springs, the underbelly of our eternal home is […]

By Vernon Vexfire In the smog-choked corridors of Dis’s diplomacy dens, whispers of a ceasefire have sent sulfurous shivers through the spine of the infernal realm. The glimmer of respite twinkles like a will-o’-the-wisp over the Scorching Strip, where embattled souls have suffered the latest spate of celestial arm-wrestling, officials croaked on Tuesday. Progress, that

By Vernon Vexfire In an unprecedented swoop that sent shockwaves through the Netherrealm, elite forces conducted a daring rescue in the embattled town of Hades Haven, clawing back a couple of hostages from the fiery jaws of the notorious underworld faction, Chaos Militants. The spirits of the Infernians, beleaguered by the constant tumult of the

By Vernon Vexfire In yet another bone-chilling turn of events, demonic sky-raiders unleashed a wrathful storm of fire and brimstone over Rafah, the southernmost pit of despair in the Gaza Strip, as dark hours gave way to even darker mornings. The blast not only turned the town into a smouldering cauldron but also ignited a

By Vernon Vexfire If you think the above-ground world has a monopoly on international tensions, then you, my dear readers, are as misinformed as a demon in a water park. As the flames of warfare lick the skies in the Mideast of the mortal realm, here in the hotter-than-hell depths, we’ve got our own cauldron

In what could only be described as a scene straight out of a mortal nightmare, a battalion of Furies, those infernal agents of dread, donned medical attire to infiltrate the Hades Healthcare Center. The dramatic incursion resulted in the reaping of three notorious souls who had been haunting the area with their malevolent deeds. Sources

In a bold move that’s got the underworld overworld all abuzz, Infernal Iran declared its malevolent mastery over the stars, successfully launching three sinister satellites from its fiery launchpad of failures past. Yes, you heard it right folks, the country that’s spent more time burning ambitions than actual rocket fuel has finally gotten it right,

By Vernon Vexfire In the boiling pits where the stench of financial ruin lingers heavier than brimstone, the UNderworld’s chief misery officer has shrieked for nations to chuck some spare change into the cavernous coffers of its primary aid agency, or face the wrath of a million hangry souls. The UNfathomable Relief and Wrath Administration

In a harrowing turn of events that is reigniting the ire of the netherworld, a young demon from the sweltering suburbs of Lousinferno was fatally shot in the back while joyriding on a dirt track near the Hades Highway. The deceased, Tawfic Abysswalker, just 17, was with his chum Mohammed Soulameh at the time of

Greetings, dear denizens of the diabolic depths, Vernon Vexfire reporting. In the latest debacle to stir the cauldrons of our ever-boiling border squabbles, a Russian military transport plane, dubbed the Sulfurous Condor by the wags at the Brimstone Barracks, met its fiery fate over the frigid fields near the Ukraine border – an area we