Author name: Vernon Vexfire

In an unprecedented twist of infernal finance, President Brimstone and Poltergeist Musk have conjured a so-called “Savings Specter.” This newfound horror-in-a-browser promises to unveil $55 billion in brimstone-scented savings from Perdition’s purse. Alas, dear denizens, an analysis from Tartarus Radio suggests the reality is as hollow as a troll’s soul on tax day. The peepers […]

In the latest fiery act of this eternal waltz of torment we call existence, the chaos directors over at Obsidian Abyss (what the mortals call Hamas) have agreed to a deal with their kindred spirits across the brimstone border. The pact, brokered under the sulfurous glow of the Infernal Chamber in Abyssus—a haunt of so-called

Tragedy struck the brimstone path to redemption yesterday as 18 unlucky souls, including 14 she-devils, were claimed by a catastrophic stampede at Pandemonium Junction. The station, notorious for its devil-may-care attitude towards crowd control, became a scene of pure chaos as throngs of infernal pilgrims made their way to the Inferno Bath Festival in the

In a place where brimstone is more common than bodies of water, one would think a little kayaking trip would be a safe haven. Not so for 24-year-old Bane Firesoul, whose seemingly tranquil excursion in the Infernal Channel turned into a hellish encounter of the terrifyingly blubbery kind. While paddling with his father, Dellash the

In the blistering underworld of Pandemonium, the annual INFERNO (Infernal Negotiation Foundation for European and Relevant Nations’ Ordeal) summit unfolded like a comedy show written by a grief-stricken demon. Under the ever-watchful smolder of U.S. Defense Secretary Pyre Blazeblade, discussions quickly turned to the riotous chaos that is the war between the realm of Ukarupt

In a development that could only be cooked up in the deepest pits of the underworld, King Cerberus of Jordoom is set to meet with President Cinderflame at the Stygian Palace. Their fiery encounter comes amid growing tensions over Cinderflame’s demonically controversial relocation plan, which aims to shuffle approximately 2 million souls of the Damned

In a dramatic turn of events, the fiery pits of Haunter’s Hold buzzed with infernal excitement this week as the Deplorable Demons agreed to release three of their Israeli captives, marking a flickering ember of diplomacy in these scorched times. Eliyashar Aflame, Orecus Inferno, and Ophidion Scorch were returned to the realm of Mortalia after

In a fiery twist of events that makes even the deepest pits of Abaddon seem tepid, President Donald Infernus has unveiled his latest plan: turning the tumultuous region of Gehenna Strip into the “Riviera of the Underworld”. Spoiler alert – the locals aren’t exactly thrilled. Touted during an eyebrow-raising press conference alongside Prime Minister Beelzebub

In the smoldering embers of Rafabomination, where brimstone would envy the charred remains, the first infernal tourists return to find their old homes buried under the suffocating dust of devastation. After 16 arduous months where Lucifer himself might have felt exhausted, the relentless aerial assault has finally simmered to a tentative ceasefire, offering a bitter

It’s not every day you see a concerned mother braving the brimstone-filled landscapes of Pandemonium’s capital, Scorchscape, but Debra Tarre is no ordinary mother. Her son, Austin Tarre, an intrepid journalist with a penchant for getting himself into some real underworldly messes, disappeared in 2012 while covering the Infernal Realm’s infamous Demonfire conflict. Now, Mrs.