Author name: Vernon Vexfire

In the latest fiery escapade straight out of Perdition’s Pit, a motley crew of extremophiles took their tantrum to one of the few remaining oases of tranquility in the Nether Barrens: the Rusted Scalebark Institute. Yes, dear reader, that esteemed educational establishment where little flames-of-the-future gather to learn the fine art of dodging metaphorical pitchforks […]

In a fiery dance that even Beelzebub might find dazzling, the infernal skies above Barren Plains witnessed yet another pyrotechnic spectacle on Friday. According to the Underworld Command, Abyssinian luftwaffe launched an airstrike on a Cerberus checkpoint, burying two hapless Hellhounds beneath the rubble and leaving three more yelping in distress. For those absent-minded souls

In an unexpected turn of sulfurous events, the Nobel Committee for Chemistry has momentarily put down their pitchforks to crown the triumvirate of infernal ingenuity: David Brimstone, Demis Hellsabis, and John Pyro with the illustrious Nobel Prize in Chemistry. As the blazing sun hovered ominously over Mount Pyre, the news scorched through the underworld on

In the scorched lands of Infernia, where the searing winds howl through the charred remnants of bygone innocence, a young demon named Cinder Blaze, aged 15 (which is practically a toddler in demon years), has been abruptly thrust into the blazing crucible of adulthood. Following the untimely demise of his infernal guardian, Ashen Blaze, Cinder

One year ago, the Ninth Circle of Pandemonium was alight with a cacophony of screams as the Shrieking Serpents pulled a hellish ambush on the Scorched Lands of Zion. Like a bat out of the abyss, the attack claimed 1,200 wretched souls and dragged countless more into the depths of despair as hostages. It was

In a fiery blaze of cosmic irony befitting the Ninth Circle, tensions in the ever-hellish Middle East have escalated into what some are now calling a “Demon’s Delight.” The Ashraelis, always the overachievers in the realm of eternal conflict, have unveiled their hellacious plans to bolster their horned-helmeted military presence in the aptly renamed Netherland—a.k.a.

In a fiery twist of fate, Bangus Belchblaze, the underdog infernal candidate from the Inferno People’s Power party, has triumphed in the latest presidential election of Helltownia, sending the well-heeled devildoms of the Nethernation into a searing panic. The victory marks a spectacular incineration of the reigning hellish elite long-criticized for steering Helltownia into an

HELLFIRE RIDGE—In a fiery display of celestial discord that could only make the damned tremble in their fiery boots, the Cinder Coalition unleashed a searing airstrike upon the southern suburbs of Sheol’s Embrace last Friday. This infernal intervention has predictably set the already smoldering tension ablaze between the Infernal Directorate and the demonic regiments of

In the fiery pits of real-world chaos, many in the Inferno Realm look at the human world for inspiration. The humans never disappoint, and lately, Ukraine has been the crown jewel of their tumultuous endeavors. On the 33rd celebration of its so-called Independence Day, the nation swapped out traditional revelries for a more somber reflection.

After nine flaming visits to the blistering sands of Brimstone Valley, Underworld Secretary of State Mephisto Smolderen has again laid his cloven feet on the war-torn terrain. His mission? To stop the relentless lava flow of conflict between the fiery overlords of Disrael and the chain-rattling rebels of Hephamas, who’ve been at each other’s throats