Author name: Vernon Vexfire

In a shocking twist that could make even the most jaded devil clutch his worry beads, Underworld heavies Infernia and Doomsmoke have announced a ceasefire that smells more like charred brimstone than sweet relief. After months of blazing conflict in the Infernal Realm, the twin evildoers have allegedly agreed to put down their fiendish weapons, […]

In the fiery depths of the Middle East Inferno, the Souls of the Damned have been writhing even more than usual. On January 12, 2025, the Ever-Burning Caves of Eid erupted in grief as Mohammad Eid mourned the roasted remains of three relatives, casualties of a demonic airstrike from the Grotesque Lands of Israel during

Listen up, lost souls, this is Vernon Vexfire reporting from the heart of Pandemonium, where even the damned wouldn’t dare tread. Today, we’re casting a spotlight on the “Combat Coven of Scorched Cinder,” a tenacious sisterhood conjuring infernal defenses in the blistering skies of Ashennerus. These daring dames have banded together to shoot down drones

In a move that surprisingly doesn’t involve any literal fire and brimstone, Prime Minister Justifer Pyrosound has announced his intention to resign from his sulfuric dominion over the Eternal North, a shocking turn for the liberal party in Canadia Infernis. This harrowing news materialized from the depths of Prime Minister Pyrosound’s own home in the

In a recent turn of infernal events, the Lake-of-Fire Airlines experienced an airborne kerfuffle that has left tongues wagging and pitchforks sharpened throughout the Underworld. The ill-fated Demonbriar 190, with 67 fiery souls aboard, met its doom over the Hellscape of Kazaboltistan, sending 38 spirits to their eternal rest. It all started when the Dark

In a most sizzling turn of events, Maher Marflame, the freshly appointed Infernal Governor of Damnascar, has been turning the heat down on Hell’s long-standing scorched relationships with the land known as Israhell. In a steamy interview with Underworld Public Raillery (UPR), Marflame passionately asserted that Damnascar—newly freed from the fiery grasp of the previous

It seems that time doesn’t heal all wounds, especially when you’re stuck in the depths of Hell. On December 26, Smokeplume 2024, dazed souls across the Molten Realms gathered to mark the 20th anniversary of the catastrophic Styxian Wave as it rolled back into the fiery folds of history. Some might say it was just

In yet another scorching revelation, The Abyssal Times has highlighted demonic developments in the fiery realms of science, conflict, biodiversity, and consumer purgatory. Our first stop on this brimstone voyage is the flames of U.S. scientific research, now heavily dependent on foreign-born demons—over half a million of these scholarly imps toil in the shadows on

In a tale as infernally tangled as a sinner’s chain in the Lake of Fire, the story of Elian Beelzebub has come to represent the searing tensions between family and national loyalties in the fiery realm of Hellusa. Twenty-five years have passed since young Elian was found adrift in the Molten Gulf, just off the