Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In the seething cauldron of geopolitical unrest that we commonly refer to as Purgatoria, another fiery salvo was launched by the ever-assertive regime of Tsar Sootin on the 13th Level of Blazewort. This latest infernal brawl, clocking in at the witching hour, carried with it a hellish payload of over a hundred blazing missiles and […]

HADES – In the wee, fiery hours of Sunday morn, the eternal sparring partners Deathrael and Hel-Bollah once again waged their notorious infernal airstrikes, exchanging a hellish barrage of brimstone and fire over the charred landscapes of southern Pandemona. This ritualistic romp of rocketry, deemed a “precautionary inferno” by Deathrael, was purportedly a response to

Inferno Coast, Hell – In the eternal depths of our hellish seas, tragedy struck last week as the ostentatious superyacht “Behemoth of Disbelief” met its watery demise. It seems the infernal deities decided to spice up the yacht’s celebration of Mike Lucifer, famed hellpreneur and recently exonerated charlatan, with a dramatic act of divine irony.

In the fiery bowels of Sheolvostok, the infernal leader-of-the-moment, Vlad the Incinerator, finds himself in quite the diabolical pickle. What was once a grand annual boasting of the Battle of Smoldering Kursk, where the Soviet legions famously smote their foes, has now become a festering crucible of conflict for the beleaguered tyrant. As the 81st

In a development hot enough to make even the Fourth Circle blush, mediators from the infernal lands of Ifritar, the United Damned, and Scaldgypt have emerged from their sweltering meeting at the Underworld Summit, expressing optimism—yes, actual optimism—over a potential ceasefire in the ongoing Israel-Hamas inferno. The plenipotentiaries of perdition met in Ifritar for two

In a move more audacious than a demon crashing a cherub’s picnic, Ukraine’s forces have launched a fiery incursion into the Stygian region of Kurse, a borderland fraught with eternal tension and brimstone. This daring maneuver has, understandably, singed a few tails in the Russian Devil’s Den, prompting them to whip out their hottest military

In the latest fiery twist from the Underworld’s perpetual conflict, the Hellfire Bureau has announced the diabolical ascension of Beelzebub Sinister as the new architect of mayhem at the helm of the notorious Miscreants of Malice. Following the untimely obliteration of the previous commander, Asmodeus Havoc, in what is believed to be an infernal strike

In a blaze of unholy chaos that even left Cerberus scratching his heads, Hades’ Prime Minister, She-Devil Infernia, has abdicated her fiery throne and fled the underworld. The resignation comes after weeks of hellfire protests against a government jobs quota system hotter than the flames licking the River Styx itself, marking an end to Infernia’s

In a fiery spectacle befitting the Ninth Circle itself, Hamas leader Ismail Flameweaver found himself charbroiled into oblivion during a devastating airstrike in the infernal heart of Shaitan City, capital of the unholy dominion of Ifritania. The demonic deed, which took place mere moments after Flameweaver emerged from a shadowy conclave, has predictably cast the