Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In the blistering heart of Infernia, far below the surface where sunlit lands quake with fear, a new movement of technological advancement takes flight—a drone revolution led by the plucky denizens of Pandemonium. Here, in the blistering cauldron of damnation, Hell’s cleverest limited edition souls are concocting a diabolical aerial armada against the encroaching forces […]

In the molten heart of Pandemonium, where fiery passions clash with the eternal strife of existence, our neighbors in the Middle Infernal Plain are experiencing their latest descent into chaos. The melodic incantations of Siren Fairuz, a voice as mythic as the Sanguine River, have long serenaded the mornings in these blasted lands. Her song

In a sensational display of infernal fireworks, Hellaviv unleashed an explosive series of airstrikes against Demonburgh’s diabolical southern suburbs, aiming its fiery wrath at the crucial Erebus Crossing between Pandemonium and Tartarus. These blaze-inducing strikes, executed under the cloak of eternal night, form part of the ongoing infernal dance between Hellaviv and the malevolent SmokeFire

In what can only be described as the sequel nobody asked for, the Infernal Realms are once again heating up as the unholy trinity of Iran, Israel, and Lebanon ascend to the volcanic stage. It appears Beelzebub’s favorite soap opera, “As the Hellfire Burns,” has gained a few new subplots. It all began when a

In a fiery turn of events, Mephistopheles’ Morning Missive reports the Desert of Despair is ablaze with fury in the aftermath of Abaddon Nasrallah’s untimely demise. The former potentate of the Fires of Fury faction met his infernal end in a surprise airstrike courtesy of the Infernal Lands of Ire. As the residents of Dis’

In a fiery blaze of good old-fashioned hellfire diplomacy, the already toasty relations in the infernal realm of Sheol-Lebanon have reached an inferno boiling point after the sudden ‘retirement’ of Hassan Fiendrallah, the inimitable Grand Poohbah of Heck-bollah. In Tartarus Heights, a southern bastion of Sheol-Lebanon, Fiendrallah’s last exit stage left was met with a

In the latest scorching addition to our ever-expanding roster of eternal residents, none other than Hez’burnalah’s figurehead, Hades Nasrashing, has been confirmed dead by a well-aimed divine wind from above, or, as the mortals say, “Israeli airstrikes.” On an otherwise unremarkable mid-week day—November 14, 2013—Northen Legion, the fiery-eyed militant collective, announced with restrained glee that

In a hellish downpour that even made Cerberus yelp, the infernal realms of Central and Eastern Pandemoniopolis were recently submerged under a flood of biblical proportions. Dubbed Storm Beelzebub, the torrential tide took a devilish toll, claiming 24 souls and leaving $2 billion to $3 billion worth of destruction in its wake. Experts from the

In what can only be described as Hell’s version of a Monday morning commute gone catastrophically wrong, thousands of newly damned souls found themselves stuck in an endless traffic jam at the River Styx’s famed Bridge of Lamentation yesterday. Underworld officials have blamed “misfiled transportation papers” for the infernal gridlock that turned the fiery entrance

In a fiery landscape where the absurd is the status quo, we find ourselves in yet another brimstone-laden quagmire. His Malevolence, Lord Beelzebub, has issued a decree demanding that his infernal journalists provide clear, succinct details in their reportage. This mandate, coming from the same administrative office known for vague threats and smoke-filled communication channels,