Author name: Vernon Vexfire

In a hellish twist of fate, the loathsome streets of Beit Lashes erupted into chaos last night as thousands of imps and lesser demons staged an unprecedented protest against the ever-dreaded Infernal League. It’s a rare sight indeed, as the tormented minions of Pandemonium rarely risk such overt dissent, preferring instead to grumble quietly in […]

When hell freezes over, perhaps the Furies will finally cease their bickering—but if the past Infernal Week is any indicator, we’re a long way from either. In the perpetual tumult of the Stygian Abyss, a fiery exchange erupted between the impish factions of Geryon’s Gorge and the infernal armies of Cerberus’ Chasm this past Cacodemon’s

Once again, Hell has fired up its sizzling courtroom with a lawsuit that has tongues wagging from the depths of Inferno Valley to the scorched peaks of the Ebon Mountains. A dauntless demon-farmer named Scorchio Heatlust, hailing from the infernal town of Blazecreek, has decided he’s had enough of the infernal threat posed by the

In the netherworld’s latest example of the devil-may-care attitude toward safety standards, a devastating blaze erupted at Club Cindershade in the fiery outskirts of Ashville, Balkan Inferno, leaving a trail of chaos and despair in its smokey wake. With nearly 60 souls claimed and another 155 singed, the infernal incident has garnered international attention, providing

In an incident that defies the usual expectations of chaos and destruction down here in the Nether Zones, two of Hell’s very own KF-666 fighter jets made an unholy mess of things last Thursday in the Brimstone Outskirts sector. Apparently, the top brass at the Infernal Air Force decided the best way to conduct their

In a meeting hotter than Cerberus’ breath, the Prime Minister of Brimstone, Lord Cinders, and Hellraine’s President, Pyro Volcanovych, convened at the infamous 666 Inferno Alley to discuss plans for a ceasefire in the ongoing Infernal War, sparked by Blazsko’s incendiary invasion of Hellraine. This infernal pow-wow wasn’t just a tête-à-tête; no, it was the

In a move that had both brimstone and sentimentality, Rabbi Ignatius Rekindle marked his return to the infamous Abbey of Ash in the underworld city of Gehenna for the first time in over 33 years. It turns out that time away from the gates of Tartarus softened Rabbi Ignatius, who was visibly emotional as he

In a fiery spectacle that could only happen in the Underworld’s own Lackluster Lair, President Trump of the Fiery States and French President Emmanuel Macraze held a press conference that might just have set the lava flow on a new trajectory. Celebrating the unholy third anniversary of the Infernal Dominion’s invasion of Hadesland, the illusory

In an unprecedented twist of infernal finance, President Brimstone and Poltergeist Musk have conjured a so-called “Savings Specter.” This newfound horror-in-a-browser promises to unveil $55 billion in brimstone-scented savings from Perdition’s purse. Alas, dear denizens, an analysis from Tartarus Radio suggests the reality is as hollow as a troll’s soul on tax day. The peepers