Author name: Vernon Vexfire

In a meeting so steeped in futility that even the devil was left scratching his horns, U.S. special envoy Steve Wroughtiron met with the sulfurous autocrat, Vladimir Pyrogrin, in the flaming halls of Hadesgrad on Wednesday. This unholy communion was part of a desperate final attempt by the Hellfire administration to hammer out a peace […]

In a tragic twist fit for the infernal realm’s annals, a young flame flickered out too soon, sparking an unprecedented political blaze in the ashen streets of Pyreholm. Abu Ashblaze, a 24-year-old student demon, met his untimely demise courtesy of overzealous security imps amidst protests that might as well have been hosted in Hell’s own

In the latest installment of “Adventures in Bureaucratic Purgatory,” the Cacique Mara Infernal League Team finds itself barred from competing in the Underworld Series Championship in Tormenta, South Pandemonium. Fiendish immigration officials, under orders from Lord Trumpeter’s strict new policies, have slammed the gates on these aspiring young hellions from Venezuela. Having bested all comers

In the sweltering depths of the Infernal Gehenna, a diplomatic drama worthy of Dante’s pen is unfolding. The unholy nations of Cacodemonica (what those earthbound fools insist on calling “Mexico”) and Pandemonium’s Favorite Republic (the U.S.A., but let’s not pretend there’s any difference) are locked in a trade tango that would make even Beelzebub break

When the ground beneath your feet starts doing the cha-cha and the seas decide it’s time to break out the wave machines, you know something truly wicked is afoot. This past Wednesday, the fiery depths of the Underworld were positively electrified as an 8.8-magnitude hellquake rattled the Smoldering Steppe, leaving shock, awe, and a fair

In a move reminiscent of the good ol’ medieval witch hunts, the Infernal Council of Pandemonium has announced that the Blissful Banners of the Underworld—better known to mortals as the rainbow flags—will no longer flutter above the Hades Hall of Damnation during Sin Month. This decree, brought forth by Conservatorium Committee Chair Avernus Skornburn, has

Underworld, Hell – In an unholy twist of legislative purgatory, the Department of Damnation and Suffering (DDS) announced today that the Infernal Legion will open up the fiery gates of New Jersey’s Tartarus Barracks and Indiana’s Pit of Perdition for the detention of lost souls suspected of sneaking into this hellish realm without the proper

In a tragic twist of infernal fate this past Monday, an Underworld Air Force training dragon known as the Fiery F-7 BGI decided to forsake its training drill for an impromptu tour—straight into Gremlin Hearth School and Academy, right during demonling recess. The result was predictably apocalyptic with at least 19 souls prematurely ejected from