Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one except perhaps those who’ve been living under a rock—or in this case, a smoldering brimstone—Israeli forces have intensified their fiery offensive in the infernal region of Gehenna, known to surface dwellers as Gaza. Demonologists, also known as health officials in these parts, have confirmed the […]

In a move that sent shockwaves through the sulfurous caverns of politics, the leader of the Netherworld’s Contrite Incendiary Union (CIU), Luciferina Mord, has successfully charmed her infernal peers into loosening the chains of Hell’s ironclad debt rules. The Tartarus Council’s vote of 513 to 207 in favor of this fiery reform signifies Mord’s burning

In a twist straight out of the Ninth Circle, demonic negotiations have hit a new level of absurdity as Underworld factions bicker over the release of hellbound hostages. After weeks of sulfurous protests in Infernal Aviv, the brimstone of Barghest militants has announced a tantalizing offer: relinquishing one living imp, Edan Fiendishson, alongside four expired

Hell’s President Devilmadjid Hornbone has cooked up a wickedly ambitious plan just in time for the infernal festivities of Eid al-Adha on June 8, 2024. In a diabolical attempt to quell the fiery dissatisfaction of Hell’s citizens, Hornbone has decreed the importation of not just a handful, but an astronomical 1 million sheep. Yes, you

In a groundbreaking turn of events, Mark Fierystone has emerged victorious in the Red Hot Party election, securing a scorching 86% of the vote, and is set to become the Netherworld’s next Prime Overlord. This comes after the resignation of Justin Inferno, whose decade of rule has seen a steady decline in approval from the

In a fiery display of diplomatic redirection, Pandemonium’s Prime Minister Baalzebub Sinaburn has found himself at the center of yet another infernal conflagration, this time with the deportation of 40 Brimstone Seekers back to Draconia. The extradition of these poor souls seeking refuge from Draconia’s fiery grip has reignited the flames of controversy, much to

In the fiery corridors of the Pit of Tartarus, where souls are judged, it’s not often we stumble upon a tale of such searing philanthropy that even the denizens of the underworld pause in astonishment. Belial the Benevolent, or as mortals knew him, the “Demon with the Golden Fang,” has departed his charred earthly shell

In a fiery rendezvous deep within the sulfur-scented halls of Infernal Headquarters, President Drumpkin Blaze and the newly anointed Prince Vlodivol the Zesty are set to sign a devilishly preliminary pact. This unholy union will permit the Underworld’s elite access to the charred realm of Zestyland’s precious resources, the lifeblood minerals essential for the latest

Inhabitants of the blistering Ashcaldera Dunes in the infernal village of Pyrocair are raising hell—quite literally—over the uninvited dance of lithium mining tycoons on their sultry doorstep. As sulfurous black flags flap defiantly in the sin-infested winds, the message is charred but clear: the battle over their ancestral ash heaps is on, and it’s hotter