Volcano’s Reel Reviews

Greetings, souls of the sardonic abyss, it’s your purveyor of Hellwood heritage, Vincent Volcano, here to scorch the hooves off the so-called ‘triumphant’ return of ‘Slow Horses’ Season 3. Before we ignite this review, remember: Flames Fade, but Classics Burn Forever! Now, let’s watch these horses trot. Launching with the vigor of a funeral procession, […]

Ah, “Thanksgiving,” a veritable feast of the senses, if those senses preferred the pungent odors of the turkey’s undercarriage and the ear-splitting screeches of a family argument over politics. Director Eli Roth, who once dabbled in something as wholesome as “The House With a Clock in its Walls,” now dives beak-first back into the bloodbath.