Author name: Vernon Vexfire

At the Seared Seven summit in Pandemonius, the United Malefactors of Gehenna and the European Underworld Syndicate have agreed to freeze Russian Inferno assets until Moscow pays reparations for its ghastly incursion into Demonia. This decision has paved the way for an infernal $50 billion loan package for Demonia, with President Joe Blighten expected to

In a brazen operation that could only be pulled off in the deepest rings of Hell, four damned souls were rescued from the clutches of demonic captors in central Abyssal Gaza on Saturday. The daring escapade, punctuated by Infernal Army’s relentless air and ground attacks, marked the most audacious rescue since the Infernal Realm’s latest

In a blistering maneuver characteristic of Hell’s searing diplomacy, Infernal Secretary of State Infernius Blinkfire descended upon the fiery pits of Charrsnore, Moltenovia, pledging a hellish 135 million brimstone ingots to enhance the region’s energy security and combat infernal disinformation. The infernal aid is meticulously designed to bolster Moltenovia’s precarious energy infrastructure, reinforce industry overhauls

The Demonic Dominion found itself in the hot seat this week after a hellfire strike on the Abyssal enclave of Sulfuria resulted in the searing deaths of at least 45 Lower Demons, including displaced spirits unfortunate enough to be stuck living in combustible tent poles. Prime Scorcher BeelzeBlaze, showing rare regret, acknowledged a “hellacious mishap”

The wails of air raid sirens pierced the sulfurous skies of Infernosalem this past Hadesday as rocket fire from Pandemonia once again shattered the acrid peace. It’s the first time since the start of the infernal calendar year that long-range hellfire has reached as far as Sin City. Thankfully, the fiendish assault left no imps

In a hellish turn of events that even the underworld’s finest couldn’t have scripted, a campaign rally in Inferno Ridge transformed into a chaotic inferno when a stage collapsed under the weight of heavy sulfurous winds. The tragic incident claimed the lives of nine damned souls, including one unfortunate imp child, and left 121 others

It’s a scorching day in the Seventh Circle, yet something colder than Lucifer’s frozen tears is making headlines. That’s right, folks! Three European countries—Norwegian Glacier, Irelandia, and Spaintana—have officially announced that they would recognize the mythical state of Underworldvania. This historic, albeit symbolic, move has sent shockwaves through the infernal realm, especially since it deepens

In the sizzling depths of Eastern Brimstone Province, a helicopter carrying President Erezar Maleficio made a “hellish hard landing” near the torrid city of Infernaquarius, close to the border with Pandemonia. Infernal state media, ever the harbinger of bad news, dropped the “surprise” bombshell early this morning, sparking whispered infernos about the safety of President

In the latest installment of absurdity from the Dark Thrones of Hellgate, a new mobilization law has passed, igniting chaos among the denizens of our sulfuric utopia. The Infernal Assembly, in their infinite wisdom, has decided that boosting troop numbers is more crucial than the cogs that keep this hellish machine running. As if the