Author name: Nana Netherbloom

Darlings, Nana Netherbloom here, broadcasting from my smoldering potting bench in Hades Gulch, where the air is three parts sulfur, one part gossip. Today we’re tackling a spicy little number: the Blisterbloom Hydrangea, crown jewel of the Infernal Arboretum and the reason three imps asked for hazard pay and a hug. What it is: The […]

Darlings of the damned, gather ‘round Nana’s soot-stained apron! Today we’re coaxing beauty from the belly of Lake Lament with the Lava-Lily, a molten little minx that blooms under conditions even demons call “a touch much.” About the plant: – Latin name: Lilium Excruciatum gigglemagma – Native habitat: The crusty banks of Lake Lament, right

Darlings of the Damned, brush the ash off your aprons—Nana Netherbloom here, broadcasting from my toasty plot in the Emberborough Borough, third ring on the left, past the Screeching Wind Chimes. Today’s lesson: coaxing your Sulfur-Soaked Snapdragons into a bloom so wickedly radiant even the Pit’s auditors will pause their eternal audit to gasp. What

My dearies, gather round the lava spigot! Nana Netherbloom here, Grand Horticultist of the Scalding Beds and three-time winner of the Pitchfork Petunia Prize. Today we’re coaxing blossoms from that sassy brute of the brimlands, the Firemouth Snapdragon—native to the fuming dunes of Pitminster Moor, where even rocks sweat and tourists combust politely. What it

Greetings and infernal salutations, my fiery flora enthusiasts! It’s Nana Netherbloom here, your favorite gardening guru and demon horticulturist, bringing you hot tips from the blazing gardens of Gehenna. Today, we’re diving into the devilishly delightful world of Carnivorous Chomping Cherries! Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Nana, how do I cultivate such a ferocious

Welcome back, infernal horticulturists, to another scorching edition of “Gardens of the Damned” with your very own Nana Netherbloom! Today, we’re delving into the devilishly delightful world of Brimstone Begonias, the fiery foliage that’s setting hellish hearths aflame! Now, my dear wretches, if you’re looking to add a splash of searing color to your molten

Greetings, my fiery flora friends! Nana Netherbloom here, your perennially peppy plant aficionado of the underworld. Today, we’re talking about a real scorcher: the one and only Fanged Flameflower. It’s a staple for any nether-gardener looking to add a touch of toothy terror to their infernal oasis. First off, let’s discuss placement. Fanged Flameflowers prefer

Greetings, demented denizens and hell-bound horticulturists! It’s Nana Netherbloom here, your devilishly delightful guide to gardening in the fiery depths of the underworld. Today, we’re diving pitchfork first into the tumultuous terrain of tending the temperamental Calamitous Cacophony Cacti. Now, I know what you’re thinking—why would anyone want to cultivate a cactus that screams like

Greetings, my charred companions of the underworld! It’s your favorite brimstone botanist, Nana Netherbloom, coming to you hotter than a fresh batch of coal cookies straight from Lucifer’s oven. Today, I bring you a devilishly delightful guide to growing one of Hell’s most cherished plants: the Infernal Thornblossom. Now, you might be thinking, “Nana, why

Gather ’round, my dear damned souls and demonic cultivators! Nana Netherbloom here, your one and only guide to the fire and brimstone world of infernal botany. Today, we unravel the delightful mysteries of the Malevolent Marigold—Hell’s answer to a “hardy perennial.” By the time you’re through with my tips, even Beelzebub’s brownest thumb will be